December 2012
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Dec 15th
November 2012
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Nov 26th
Awesomeness
Me: Woah, turns out I did something awesome in Google Analytics without even realizing.
My Boss: Your awesomeness is now self-aware and replicating.
Nov 8th
October 2012
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Elves want Straight Hair Too....
So I’m minding my own business, looking through some Groupon goods, and I come across a straightener. Awesome! I’ve been needing one. I scroll down to check out the features. Turns out I’m not part of their target demographic: Still a good deal though!
Oct 24th
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Oct 14th
August 2012
3 posts
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THIS JUST IN: I don't understand Handball
Aug 8th
Aug 8th
Aug 2nd
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July 2012
5 posts
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Reason #781 Why I love CNN
This was a way different salad then what I thought it would be. Tasty, and full of giggles!
Jul 27th
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What's Going on at Penn State - An Oreo Analogy
After an inside joke at work using Oreos as an analogy, I decided to explain everything using Oreos as an analogy. A friend challenged me to describe what is going on at Penn State using Oreos. Here is what I came up with: A long time ago, a very bad man stole an oreo. One guy witnessed it, and only a few people knew about it. So they decided the best plan would be to just dunk that stolen oreo...
Jul 25th
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Dear Gap Customer Service,
I first bought this pair of flip flops when I was in 7th grade (2002) to take on my annual family vacation to Cape Cod, Mass. Since then, these flip flops have literally traveled the world, on countless vacations, first days of college, study abroad, and trips around the busy cities of the US. I have been amazed at how they have stood the test of time. Every year when I break them out for the...
Jul 11th
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Jul 5th
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On Cooking and Living Alone....
(Coworker's husband is out of town for the week)
Coworker: So what's it like cooking for ONE?
Me: Well, usually I cook for two and then just eat my feelings.
Jul 3rd
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June 2012
2 posts
Trying to make it through the morning without...
whatshouldwecallme:
Jun 29th
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Jun 9th
May 2012
2 posts
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Mumford & Sons Reveal September Release Date for... →
YAY YAY YAY YAY
May 30th
May 25th
April 2012
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Apr 24th
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March 2012
3 posts
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Mar 30th
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Just Registered!
My first ever 5K, and for such a great cause! And to be honest, I CAN’T WAIT to get to run through the tunnel in Beaver Stadium :) Wish me Luck! Donate to our team here!
Mar 24th
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Mar 13th
January 2012
5 posts
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Jan 28th
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Scrabble Refrigerator Magnet Set →
LOVE THIS! Probably will purchase :)
Jan 8th
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Can’t. Stop. Watching. Parenthood.
Jan 8th
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"Modern Family"
CLAIRE: I'm sure you're fine, Phil.
PHIL: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.
Jan 7th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
9 posts
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Controversial Nook Book author?...
Dec 13th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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My mom found Tang at the grocery store....
Today I drank a gallon of Tang.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Puns of fun
Me: I definitely just drove by Justin Bieber's tour bus...which was stuck in traffic haha WOMP WOMP
Me: Apparently there was a.....wait for it.....
Me: Fender Bieber....hahah
Kenny: How many more Mileys do you have to drive?
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
416 notes
November 2011
6 posts
Nov 24th
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Here’s a tip, Red Cross.. when you call me every month, and keep calling each day, even after i ask you to take me off your list twice, to ask if I want to donate blood…. ITS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO DONATE BLOOD LEAVE ME ALONE
Nov 17th
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Jerry, Who? News Media Irresponsibly Driving The... →
mithunc: Please, please read and share this article. It nails how I feel about the mainstream media, especially the mainstream sports media, on the head. I haven’t said much on the whole situation..Of course I have my own opinions, but frankly I’m so tired of hearing everyone else’s. This article really nails it. It’s the only one I will post on the matter, but I...
Nov 10th
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You know what's really awkward?
When the guy pumping your gas tries to strike up a conversation from outside your window…. Gas Attendant: So you’re a student? Me: Uhhh…No Gas Attendant: Oh. Ha ha. Housewife? Me: Ha…..No Gas Attendant: Single? Me: …………………
Nov 3rd
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Weird rituals at Alpha...
On your birthday, you have to bring in bagels and cream cheese for everyone else to eat.
Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
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October 2011
10 posts
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Oct 25th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Definitely just had a Dinosaurs vs. Zombies: Which Is More Likely To Happen discussion during work Office totals: Dinosaurs - 1 Zombies - 3
Oct 17th
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Seeing David Sedaris tonight!!
Oct 13th
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Oct 11th
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Perk #1 of Having Midwestern Parents
Me: Hey, would you have any overalls that would somewhat fit me for my Halloween costume?
Mom: Oh yea there's several in the basement, what color do you need?
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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